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they should invent an apartment that has huge windows but is never too hot and is near everything i like and all my friends but is also quiet when i want it to be and costs zero dollars or perhaps they pay me to live in. and they save it just for me so i dont have to look for it :)
[Video description: “Dracula’s blood tasting evening”. It shows four vampires, all played by the same person, trying different samples of blood. Transcription follows.]
Host: “This first vintage comes from Karen. Her favourite food is oranges. And if you just take in the bouquet….”
Grey hair: “Citrus instantly.”
Host: “Exactly. But take a sip.”
Brown hair: “Oooh. Ooh it’s almost smoky.”
Host: “Correct! She currently smokes… ten packets a day. Wow, er, bad habit but certainly adds to the complexity of that flavour profile.”
Black hair: “How old is she?”
Host: “She was born in” (checks note) “1995.”
all the other vampires: “Ooh it’s a good year. Really good year.”
Host: “Vintage number two. This is from Dave.”
Black hair: “Ooh strong flavour. Very heavy bodied.”
Host: “Yes, he’s a little bit overweight.”
Grey hair: “Oh and very sweet.”
Host: “He is diabetic. A lot of vampires like that sweetness. Are you not fans? No? Okay. Fair enough. Glass number three. See what you think.”
Grey hair: “No no no. That doesn’t taste right. It’s got a kick to it. It’s almost, erm…”
Host: “Peppery?”
Grey hair: “No no no. It’s spicy.”
Brown hair: “Yeah, that feels like it’s burning. Whose is that?”
Host: “This is from Francois. He’s French. He works as a chef and his favourite ingredient is garlic.”
The grey-haired and brown-haired vampires spit out what they’re drinking and fan at their mouths.
Grey hair: “It’s hot!”
Black hair: (continues sipping from the glass) “You know what. I kind of like it.”
